(Source: tits-and-champagne, via hesjustateenagedirtbag)
(Source: pop-a-pill-everyday, via id0ntfuckingbelievethis)
zero-originality:
my oovoo never works :(
lovelyvampires:
(Source: overstreetagrons, via mariaaax1723)
(Source: hani-j, via noras-blog-deactivated20120114-)
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son:
mom... i'm gay
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me:
what was that?
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son:
i'm... gay
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me:
HA! KNEW IT!
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son:
wh...what?
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husband:
what's going on?
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me:
OUR SON'S GAY!
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husband:
oh god.
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son:
wait, is that okay?
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husband:
no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
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me:
ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
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son:
i—
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me:
YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
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son:
that's great mom bu—
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me:
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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husband:
your mother has this thing about ga—
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me:
I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
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son:
mom that really isn—
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me:
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
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husband:
shit
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me:
WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
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son:
dad, what's going o—
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me:
WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
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husband:
walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
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me:
YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
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son:
i'm scared
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husband:
it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
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me:
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
shanya-love:
Bitch. I am on tumblr day and night…you think I am getting laid?
CTFU
(via nothingyoucanhide)
(Source: paul-escalante, via november-mornings)
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Me:
Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
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Everyone else:
Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
tumblrisforderps:
Damn Santa being sneaky on us.
portallllllll (Source: boonebuscus, via 4derps)
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